Fun Things to Say

By Mike Smolarek


Rhubarb pie.

Tasty beverage.

Soda jerk and hollandaise.

Frankfurter and footlong

and pot-to-piss-in.

Jag-off and jerk-off,

(they are almost the same)

and loop-de-loop and poop

and penis too.

Octopus ten times fast

and yogurt slow

(just like George Carlin).

Frosted flakes and double dip

Buffalo wings and chocolate chip.

And last but not least,

A word that means nothing at all:



(special thanks to Mike Kellen and Ryan Maconochie)