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GO check out our Fantasy Hockey League
Here are some of my poems
Check out the new Phat Homepage
Go to my Story Page and tell me how good or bad I am.
Go check out ESPN. Da da da, da da da.
I work for The Walsh Group. We have a basketball court in the building so we get to play at lunch.
I went to school here at DePaul University
My Blog, which is old
Go Read The Onion and get the real news.
Go see The OFFICIAL dada homepage brought to you by our good buddy Chris
Here is the quote of the whenever I change it.
Pictures of my personal hero.

The Dilbert Page Rules!
toad the wet sprocket is pretty cool too!
The DePaulia, my sometimes outlet for my writing

Thanks for coming. Come in, have a Bass Ale. Someday I'll actually learn how to do this and my page won't suck so much. See ya!

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